I'm on Letterman

Every time I do something big, like fathering a classic animated character or letting a guilty famous person go free, I am asked to do the talk show circuit; Letterman, Leno, Oprah, Conan and so on. (I've steadfastly refused to do the 'Tony Danza Show.') It's always a little been a little bit of a drag, but the people want to hear what I have to say.



It's always a little awkward when I do Regis & Kelly because she and I had kind of a 'thing' back when she was on 'All My Children.'

I'm the Missing Link

I don't like to show myself often. Scientists, theorists, and religious zealots would fly off the handle. The plain and simple truth is, well, I exist.













And yes, I still enjoy flinging my poo.

I'm a Playwright

In Elizabethan England, though I published my work under a pseudonym, I was known as a master of the dramatic arts.



I was also a fan of shirts with huuuuuge collars.