I'm the Center of the Universe

Well, not the universe, but a universe.


Ok, it's really just a nebula. Don't tell my mom.

I'm an Entrepreneur

On April 16, 1984, I was on the cover of TIME magizine as the entrepreneur and CEO of a small computer software company.

Currently I am taking over the world with Howard Schultz...

I'm a Mayor

In 2005, the good people of New York reelected me mayor.



After safely shepherding the city through attacks by dinosaurs, giant apes and killer robots, it really was the least they could do.