I'm a Judge

I remember back when I was the presiding judge at the OJ Simpson trial. You may have heard of it. Some people called it "The Trial of the Century." I don't know about all of that; I actually sort of slept through most of it. I do remember being struck by the verdict, though. When the foreman of the jury handed it to me, I remember saying...



"Not guilty? You've gotta be kidding me."