I'm a Balla

I remember when I left high school for the NBA. Everyone thought I was going to be the next Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan. But I was so much better. Check this out:

I reverse-jammed this ball without even looking at the basket. I made that guy look totally stupid.	Reporters always want to talk to me. Sometimes, I try to run away, but they chase me. That day, I ended up having to club Jim Gray over the head with his own microphone because he wouldn't let go of my leg.	You know, I often amaze myself with my mad skills.